All I went to the store for was some Dr. Pepper to get my day going. I passed 3 stores to go to the one that isn't part of a national chain so I could support a local business. But it just happens that behind the counter at this one store there are 3 15 foot long shelves of porn. I dont mind porn. It's mostly just normal porn as porn goes. But it seems to be a hellalot for a corner store. There is no way to miss it. It is completely impossible to look at the owner or whoever happens to be behind the cash register without seeing the latest issue of JUGGS.
This morning it was a Penthouse Forum that caught my attention. Those things hardly have any pictures in them. But the cover was a chic that looked like Shakira. I knew I had to have that bookish magazine thing no matter how wrong it was. It was just enough that I lost all train of thought as I was paying for my drink. For a split second I had no idea why I was even in the store. Then I looked down at the counter. Lying there was my 2 single dollar bills. President Washington just staring back up at me with his stink eye. I had never noticed that look before. It was just enough to bring me back to reality and pass on bringing Shakira home with me. Thanks for ruining my good time George. Thanks a lot.
